GO AHEAD AND MAKE JOKES
I am strong, but love is evil.
There's a version of perversion that is only for the lucky people.
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roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it


hoechlined:

when i’m in the christmas mood and everybody else isn’t

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